How to interpret the ratings:
Five (5) stars: Why haven't you read this book yet? It's utterly amazing!
Four (4) stars: I really enjoyed this book. You probably will, too.
Three (3) stars: It's okay. Read it if you want to.
Two (2) stars: Ugh. Don't read this book; I don't know why I bothered doing so.
One (1) star: I'm angry that I wasted my time reading this book. If you ever come across this book, get as far away as you possibly can.
Zero (0) stars: Kill it. Kill it now.
**Reviews with low ratings usually contain spoilers.**
