How to interpret the ratings:

Five (5) stars: Why haven't you read this book yet? It's utterly amazing!

Four (4) stars: I really enjoyed this book. You probably will, too.

Three (3) stars: It's okay. Read it if you want to.

Two (2) stars: Ugh. Don't read this book; I don't know why I bothered doing so.

One (1) star: I'm angry that I wasted my time reading this book. If you ever come across this book, get as far away as you possibly can.

Zero (0) stars: Kill it. Kill it now.

**Reviews with low ratings usually contain spoilers.**